Monday, February 11, 2013

PLN - ROBERT BLAKE TO PLAY POPE BENEDICT XVI - PRIME TOP STORY!!


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In an announcement that has sent shock waves through both the entertainment and religious industries, actor Robert Blake has told reporters that he will make his comeback playing Pope Benedict XVI in the up coming bio-pic about the life of the top-level Catholic icon.


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"People are tell me, 'hey you kind of look like the pope, so..." says Blake when asked why he chose this particular role.


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There is all ready talk of Blake possibly earning an Academy Award, Emmy, or Association of Video Retailers Award for the role depending on whether the movie is released in theaters, on TV, or straight to video.



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Blake doing some homemade make-up tests for the up-coming "Benedict: A Pope For All Ages"
 
 
 
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"I'm the ex-Pope."




Wednesday, June 2, 2010

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Saturday, February 7, 2009

PLN - FACKLERY & DEAN PROMO

Thursday, February 5, 2009

PLN - THE CHUCK RICH SHOW - OIL PRICES - VIDEO!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

PLN - FACKLERY & DEAN - ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION - VIDEO!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

PLN - OBAMA ACCEPTS CIA BLACKMAIL - PRIME TOP STORY!!

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On Thursday, November 6th President-elect Barack Obama met privately with U.S. Intelligence officials at the FBI headquarters in Chicago. There Obama received his first Presidential Daily Brief written by the CIA, including critical overnight intelligence that President-elect Obama will use to build his defence strategy.

Also discussed at the meeting was the fact that any moment the President could be "dealt with" by representatives higher interests if he should deviate from the agendas of the CIA, FBI, NSA, FCC, and a host of other U.S. and non-U.S. governing bodies, some known, some unknown.

Obama was then given a slide show presentation of various foreign and domestic leaders who felt it their duty to serve public interest over the needs of the rapidly emerging "New World Order". Leaders like Jacobo Arbenz of Guatemala, Salvador Allende of Chile, and a handful of Kennedys.

Obama has been sworn to secrecy so as not to reveal the content of this private meeting, however PLN's exclusive source for this story noted that Obama seemed the most surprised when he learned that John Hinkley was a hand picked, brainwashed CIA/MK ULTRA assassin sent in to keep Ronald Regan "on message."

After the slide show Obama was dosed severely with Lysergic Acid Dyethylamide, placed into an isolation tank, and reprogrammed with an entirely new outlook on the origins of life and the directions in which it is headed.

A trembling spokesperson for the Obama transition team could only say, "It was a very...enlightening meeting."

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

PLN - SCHWARZENEGGER GOES COMMUNIST! - PRIME TOP STORY!!

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Seeing the immense popularity of RED socialist ideology in today's hip hop political culture California's Former Republican Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has decided to give California the far left viking funeral it's always wanted. By raising Ca's sales tax a full one and one entire half a percent he's sure to finish off what Brian Davis Jones of the CA Institute for Neutral Policy Research Center thinks Grey Davis started, "plunging the state headlong into psychotic & fiscal failure & insolvency."

The crackdown on prosperity will pump up the sales tax on amusement park admission, sporting events, golf, furniture, vehicles, as well as certain forms of adult entertainment.

A spokes person for the Schwarzenegger administration compared the tax hike to, "injecting anabolic steroids directly into the economy's ass cheeks." The governor's office claims that the increase will only last for three years presumably for as long as Barack Obama's term is expected to last.

CA's 11.2 Billion dollar Grey Davis induced deficit has the governor asking "Who Can't We Tax"? B. Davis Jones thinks the governor should focus on massive spending cuts like:

- Doing away with public education

- Ending all unemployment benefits, creating more incentives to work

- No more drinking fountains

Not like the Governor is listening to good advice anymore(i.e.: End of Days), but if he doesn't want to go down like another Grey Davis then he'd better start.